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More Church Advertising
Some new billboards are getting some attention in Dallas. Here's a
list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards.
The billboards are a simple black background with white text. No
fine print or sponsoring organization is included:
- Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game. -God
- C'mon over and bring the kids. -God
- What part of "Thou Shalt Not..."didn't you understand? -God
- We need to talk. -God
- Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer. -God
- Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage. -God
- That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it. -God
- I love you and you and you and you and...-God
- Will the road you're on get you to my place? -God
- Follow me. -God
- Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding. -God
- My way is the highway. -God
- Need directions? -God
- You think it's hot here? -God
- Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test. -God
- Do you have any idea where you're going? -God
- Don't make me come down there. -God
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