Jokes

      Actual prayers made by kids!

Dear God,
In Sunday School they told us what You do. Who does it when You are on vacation?
- Jane

Dear God,
I think about You sometimes even when I'm not praying.
- Elliot

Dear God,
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you?" Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.
- Darla

Dear God,
I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday.
- Margret

Dear God,
I read the Bible. What does "begat" mean? Nobody will tell me.
- Love, Allison

Dear God,
Are you really invisible or is that a trick?
-Lucy

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?
- Anita

Dear God,
Did you mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
- Norma

Dear God,
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones, why don't You just keep the ones You have now?
- Jane

Dear God,
Who draws the lines around countries?
- Nan

Dear God,
The bad people laughed at Noah - "You made an ark on dry land you fool". But he was smart, he stuck with You. That's what I would do. - Eddie

Dear God,

I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay?
- Neil

Dear God,
What does it mean You are a Jealous God? I thought You had everything.
- Jane

Dear God,
Thank You for the baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy.
- Joyce

Dear God,
Why is Sunday School on Sunday? I thought it was supposed to be our day of rest.
- Tom L.

Dear God,
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before, You can look it up.
- Bruce

Dear God,
If we come back as something - please don't let me be Jennifer Horton because I hate her.
- Denise

Dear God,
My brother is a rat. You should give him a tail. Ha ha
- Danny

Dear God,
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It works with my brother.
- Larry

Dear God,
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big but not with so much hair all over.
- Sam

Dear God,
You don't have to worry about me. I always look both ways.
- Dean

Dear God,
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can never do it.
- Nan

Dear God,
Of all the people who work for You, I like Noah and David the best.
- Rob

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right. They're just kidding, aren't they?
- Marsha

Dear God,
If You watch me in Church Sunday. I'll show You my new shoes.
- Mickey D.

Dear God,
I would like to live 900 years like the guy in the Bible.
- Love, Chris

Dear God,
We read Thomas Edison made light. But in school they said You did it. So, I bet he stoled Your idea.
Sincerely, Donna

Dear God,
I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know but I am not just saying that because You are God already.
- Charles