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I'm not goin' to Church

A mother called her son one Sunday morning, to get out of bed and get ready for Church. He replied "I'm not goin'"

His mother said "Yes you are goin', so get out of that bed."

He replied "Give me ONE good reason why I should go."

She replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons....
1. I'm your mother, and I say you're goin'.
2. You're 40 years old, so old enough to know better.
3. You're the Pastor, so you need to be there.

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