Jokes

      A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be assured that if any mischeif occured in their town their two young sons were involved. Their parents were ar their wits end as to what to so about their son's behavoir. The mother had heard that a cleryman in town had been successful in disciplining children in the past, so she asked her husband if he thought they should send the boys to the cleryman. The husband said, "We might as well. We need to do something before I really lose my temper!"

The cleryman agreed to speak with the boys, but asked to see them individually. The 8 year old went to meet him first. The cleryman sat the boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?" The boy made no response, so the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer, so the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face, "WHERE IS GOD?!"

At that the boy bolted from the room and ran directly home slamming himself in the closet. His older brother followed him into the closet and asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time. God is missing and they think we did it!"

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